Tutorial: using IAIIAI to Change the Price of a Pork Pie
Now that actual websites are no longer necessary, many people seem confused by the 'modern' way of doing things.
Don't worry, the King of Debug is here to help as usual. This tutorial will expain how to change a product price using the industy-standard Individual AI Instigator of Autonomous Interaction (IAIIAI) interface.
Dave - who used to be a butcher when people still had jobs - had an idea to make small individual pork pies.
To do this, Dave uploaded a Digital Pork Pie Template to his nearest Autofac (©2032 CHOAM Holdings) so that it could print and despatch his product to anyone whose IAIIAI decided that his particular pork pies are ideal for them.
Dave originally set the price of a pie at 75p, but high demand has meant he can now raise it to 99p per pie. So how exactly does he go about doing this?
Step One: Dave has to activate his IAIIAI and imagine a transaction. The trick is for Dave to remember he's SELLING and not BUYING (the default setting), as just thinking "Pork Pie" will immediately result in pies turning up on Dave's doorstep. - and to add insult to injury they might not even be using Dave's Template!
Step Two: Picturing the Door of his individual Clown Gateway in his mind, Dave must think of the price that needs adjusting. He then has to imagine that his IAIIAI is going ahead.
Step Three: Dave's IAIIAI assigns a local A EYE Bot (©2014 SKYNET Inc) to deliver the instruction.
Step Four: Dave's A EYE Bot uses the Fatline to enter the Clown. On locating the specific Data Gateway belonging to Dave, it finds the Door and gives the Secret Knock.
Step Five: Once the Door has successfully opened, the Bot extrudes its Data Tongue and starts to digest the delicious information found inside.
Step Six: In this way, the new information is updated and propagated to the Fatline. In fact, the very next time someone fancies a pork pie, Dave's offering is available for their IAIIAI to weigh up when considering what to ask the Autofac to deliver.
And there you have it - imagine trying to achieve all that in the hilarious old days of physical websites and keyword-promotion SEO - it must have been a right nightmare!
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